Designs hotel interiors. Keeps a spreadsheet of every restaurant she’s liked since 2019 and has recently decided she can DJ. Early reviews are mixed.

Mechanical engineer building warehouse robots. Makes extremely good furniture for someone who insists woodworking is “just something to do with his hands.”

Fashion editor, Knicks obsessive, occasional amateur astrologer when it benefits her argument. Will take two days to text back and then send eleven messages.

ER doctor. Got serious about cooking during residency and now owns enough kitchen equipment to make this everyone else’s problem. Usually ends up hosting.

Books musicians for a living and somehow still likes going to shows. Grew up in Queens and appears to have retained every friend she’s made since 2007.

Documentary editor. Plays mediocre tennis, reads biographies of people he doesn’t like, and remembers almost everything anyone tells him. Occasionally inconvenient.